Ranting

Just a small, opinionated, and random collection of things that I honestly do not give a grounded, floating, sinking, dancing or indeed flying fuck about. I'm guilty of doing similar to a good few of these, so its just a wee rant, aimed at no-one. Honestly. :D.

1) What any named celebrity is eating or drinking this week. Or anything about them really. Cheryl Cole can mime her way through performances or catch malaria all she likes, but I honestly do not need to know.

2) JLS, or the contestants of any reality "talent" show ever to have been shat into existence.

3) Any DJ, with the exceptions of ones who bring a live band (Prodigy), or have a stunning light show (Chemical Brothers).

4) N-Dubs. "Being N-Dubz" - subjected myself to a mighty 4 minutes of this drivel. Or Scouting for Girls... enough said.

5) Whether it's fake tan or foundation. If anyone has mentioned it, in any capacity, you look like a fucking rotting orange, pal.

6) How you look in 950 different mirror/at arms length photographs.

7) Twilight. Just piss off and enjoy it. I don't like it, fair enough that some do, but fucking wrap the "Team Edward or Team Jacob" shite.

8) Your religion. Really, keep it, it may help you :). But keep it out of my face.

9) Headsocks and the like. Been covered before.

10) What health drive you're on, or any insecurities about your appearance. If you've got problems, sort them quietly. I could run off a list of things I'm doing to lose the pork. But I don't. Life moves on, without your every notification that you had a fucking salad sandwich. Besides, people applaud you more if you just get on with it :)

11) Pets. Lovely things to have about. No-one cares about yours though, except you.

12) Lee Nelson. You may have noticed that I have issues with him.

13) What you are doing with "the gurrrrllllsss" or "the laaaadssss!!!", if it includes pub, bar, club, shop, or holiday to any of - "Maga" "Reef" Ibiza or Zante. If you're going bungee jumping, or to somewhere mental, let us know, thats cool. But we get the point that its a Saturday, and its club night.

14) Any facebook attention seeking status, such as "people are such bastards sometimes" or "I wish I could just get away". Unless you state what this is in aid of, we wont ask, as we do not care!!

Anyhoo. Thats all. Next blog should be more entertaining. Look upon this as a time wasting effort. Lazy, yes, but the wait makes the next good one better.